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The Derek Merrin & Wes Goodman photo the Center for Christian Virtue doesn't want you to see
The Rooster in Review: Happy New Year's
The Rooster's Top 5 Most Wanted in 2023
What do you want to see from The Rooster in 2023?
The Rooster's Resolutions v. 2.023
The Rooster's Most Read Stories of 2022
Rooster in Review: Give the gift of The Rooster at 50% off
The Rooster's Christmas Mailbag
The best way to kill is with a car
The response to the COTA scandal says a lot about Columbus
Even a self-styled king takes a tumble from time to time
Rooster in Review: Mike DeWine is the biggest nerd in state history
Ohio Legislature has no answer for the plague of texting and driving
Bus company failing miserably at tech impersonation
Larry Householder is shitting bricks this Christmas
Time to beat these losers at their own game
Just ask for Lobster Lover Joe
The Rooster in Review: I hope you like Red Lobster
Only one kind of bias is problematic on the Civilian Review Board
City Council can take my blunt wraps from my cold, dead hands
When fascists come to your city
What does the Ohio Democratic Party do, exactly?
Here's the yearbook where Ohio's Secretary of State willed a friend "some rope and a tree"
Who's this legislative dipshit? Meet Pastor Gary Click (R-Fremont)
Reminder: No Rooster this week
Rooster in Review: Taking next week off to focus on those bums up north
Who's this legislative dipshit? Meet State Rep. Derek Merrin (R-Monclova Township)
Them crypto cowboys skedaddled
Please stop saying Tim Ryan ran a "smart" campaign
Rooster Review: Sorry for the discourse
Democratic machines fail Ohio (again)
The Rooster's 2022 Midterm Sample Ballot
Frank LaRose willed a friend "some rope and a tree" in high school
Rooster in Review: Another Ohio Boogaloo Boi bites the dust
Crowcast Episode 8: Emily Cole
Tim Ryan walked into a Fox News ambush
They Think Paul Pelosi Had it Coming
Rumor Mill Monday: The Feds didn't pinch Senator Sewer ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Rooster in Review: Stickers! Stickers! Stickers!
Vote "No" on Columbus Issue 14
The Dispatch ganked my horny candidate story
Something is off about the coroner's impromptu retirement
Props to the Superintendent of Worthington Schools
What not drinking alcohol for 90 days did for this one insane communist blogger
Rooster in Review: Police confused by motive of a man yelling racist slurs at a football game
This is your state on Republican politics
Parsons North Brewing supports the Republican ethnonationalist project
You won't regret quitting the Browns
Failed GOP State Senate candidate in court against "date rapist" former advisor
Rooster in Review: Fuck it, here's another chance to win a free sticker
Enemies of the State: What we still don't know
They'll let you extort schools for golf courses if you're on their side
Rooster Alert: Josh Mandel's divorce is about to go public
Mayor Suburbs embarrasses Columbus on his day off
Rooster in Review: On commenting
Reefer madness will never leave Ohio
Not any asshole off the street can teach algebra
Vultures descend upon Ohio's Senate race
Columbus City Council can't even be bothered to tweet about COTA
Marion County Hall of Fame inducts a scammer
One year later: Down went the Dublin Dad
The Rooster in Review: Another week of brisk business
What do the Ohio Patriots Alliance and the Communist Party of China have in common?
Hit the perverts where it hurts
What exactly does the Short North think it is?
Haters and Losers Were Right: Exercise, Healthy Eating and Sleep Go A Long Way
Rooster in Review: I Missed a Chance to Heckle Sam Randazzo
National Republicans Drop Q-Anon Insurrectionist Like the Bum He Is
The Best Governor Ohio Will Have for the Rest of Our Lives
The State School Board Will Show Its Soul Today
J.D. Vance Got Cucked at His Own Rally
Rooster in Review: Thank God It's Friday
Just Build the Damn Bike Lanes Already
The Men Who Killed My Friend Should Turn Themselves In
Gannett Makes You Call Their Bullshit Hotline to Cancel Your Dispatch Subscription
Who The Hell Would Want to Work For Kroger Anyway?
A Park With No Bike Bike Parking is No Park at All
Rooster in Review: Red Lobster Lover Joe is Real
Mike DeWine Hates Our Dead Troops
A Sucker Punch Likely Killed My Friend
Jesus... J.D. Vance Scheduled a Rally During an Ohio State Football Game
Abortion Isn't Hurting Nan Whaley's Campaign
Rooster in Review: A New Frontier
OK, I've Been Patient. Now What?
Columbus is Killing COTA Before Our Eyes
Ohio's Two Leading Democrats Dead Wrong on Student Loan Forgiveness
Grade Cards for City Council on the Teachers' Strike
Downtown Columbus Can't Have It Both Ways
Rooster in Review: New Logo, Who Dis?
The Attacks on Public Schools Will Never Cease
Crowcast Epsisode 8: Ohio House Candidate Nancy Larson
The Teachers Strike Really Begins Now
Ron DeSantis Will Never Be President
Fear and Self-Loathing in Liberty Township: Get A Load of These Freaks
Rooster in Review: We're Going to Youngstown (Read: Gerard) to Cover Ron DeSantis & J.D. Vance!!!!
All Signs Are Pointing to a Columbus Teachers' Strike
Euclid's Reality Star, Polyamorist Councilman Resides in Florida
Crowcast Episode 7: Kelly MacKay
Columbus Leaders Won't Even Tweet in Support of Teachers
Rooster in Review: End of the Road for the Tyrannical Typo
God Dammit, the Crying CEO Lives in Columbus
Larry Householder's Most Deranged Google Reviews, Ranked
Columbus Needs Guy Fieri to Run for Mayor Against That Fink Andy Ginther
Rob Portman Is Who We Thought He Was
Rooster in Review: Ohio Man Continues to be Bad at Crime
Columbus City Teachers Aren't Fucking Around
Hit the Bricks, Chief Justice O'Connor
Results to Know From a State Legislative Primary with 5.7% Turnout Statewide
Sayonara to My Best Friend and Mortal Enemy
Rooster in Review: The Return of Rooster in Review
Here's Why I Want to Legalize the Theft and Euthanasia of Dogs, by State Senator Niraj Antani
God Forgive Me, I'm Wading Back Into the Ohio State Football Industrial-Complex
Columbus City Council Wants It Kept Quiet
Columbus Won't Be a Real City Until We Remove the Pedophile Sex Trafficker's Name Off Buildings
If Tim Ryan Can't Beat This Broke Bum J.D. Vance, a Democrat May Never Win Ohio Again
Columbus' Ice Cream Queen Got Rich Off Treating Workers Like Shit
As Prophesied, Columbus City Council Didn't Have that Dawg in Them
Ohio Republican with Rare Good Idea to Codify "Cash is King"
I Don't Care About Deep Looks into Space
City Council Wants to Give ~$750,000 to a "Start-Up" That Let's Employers Spy on Their Workers
The Inside Scoop on OhioHealth's Layoffs
Seeking Mental Healthcare in Columbus? It Might End with the Police Helicopter Hunting You
There is Only One Way to Hurt Jimmy Haslam
The Hilariously Predictable Downfall of P.G. Sittenfeld
Dave Yost Put Ohio's Abortion Ban on the Books and Immediately Got Sent to Hell
Some Dick Sniped a Bald Eagle for Some Reason
Who's This Legislative Dipshit? Meet Stte Rep Adam Miller (D-Columbus)
There is No Proof Any Member of Columbus City Council Can Ride a Bike
Is Right-to-Work Dead in Ohio?
How to Travel to Cuba as un Americano
It Would Be Funny if the AEP Building Burned Down Under Mysterious Circumstances Today
In Ohio, You're Free to Call a Judge a "Racist Ass Bitch" After They Sentence You To 22 Years
Force the Browns to Keep FirstEnergy as a Stadium Sponsor Until the End of Time
Gun-Running Ex-Police Chief Sentenced to Probation
Rooster in Review: The Rooster's Alma Mater Disgraces Itself
State Rep. Jena Powell Wants to Make It Easier for Strangers to Fondle Your Child's Genitals
Who's This Legislative Dipshit? Meet State Senator Niraj Antani (R-Sewer)
Their Only Answer is More Slaughter
Summer of Safety Spending to Be Overshadowed by Easier Access to Murder Machines
Five Dipshit Democrats Dance to the Racist Republican Tune Like The Useful Idiots They Are
Ohio Starbucks Workers Do the Damn Thing
Ohio Doesn't Care About Wage Theft
Rooster in Review: Won't Somebody Think of Our Girl Meg?
One Weird Coastal Nerd is Teaching Ohio Politicians How to Wield Hate
Neighbors Don't Let Neighbors Operate an Airbnb
The Rooster Contracts the Novel Coronavirus
Who's This (Wannabe) Legislative Dipshit? Meet Congressional Candidate J.R. Majewski
Rooster in Review: This is a Bike Propaganda Newsletter Now
Not Enough People Read Columbus' New Social Justice Mural Before Hitting "Send"
Guardians of the Grocery Store
Crowcast Episode Five: Damon Schnur
Crowcast Episode 4: Our Man Sappington
Rooster in Review: Elon Musk Owes Columbus $350,000
God Damnit, The Democrats Are Betting on the Suburbs Again
We Let Another Republican Steal A Judgeship in Columbus
The Rooster Attended a Josh Mandel Rally So You Don't Have To
Rooster in Review: "Mean Jean Schmidt" Still a Psychotic Grandma
The Discord Group of Terroristic Ohio National Guardsmen Should Be A Bigger Story
The Twin Terrors of Twitter & Tito
Who's This Legislative Dipshit? Meet State House Rep. Kris Jordan
Rooster in Review: Holy Hell That's A Lot of Content
The Cops Are Lying About that Cop-Owned Vehicle That Killed That Woman
Justin Bibb, Sir Yacht and the Future of Politics
Call the Ambulance for Josh Mandel
Rooster in Review: Danny O'Connor, You're Still an Asshole
Sweet Jesus, the Hillbilly Cosplayer Might Have Won Trump's Hunger Games
Baker Mayfield Still Doesn't Get It (and Probably Never Will)
Who's This Legislative Dipshit? Meet State Rep. Jay Edwards
Starting to think Ohio State is Evil
Rooster in Review: April 9th, 2022
When Legacy Publications Knock
Who's This Legislative Dipshit? Meet Representative "Mean Jean" Schmidt
No Justice Like Sports Ball Justice
Rooster in Review: The Week That Was
Ohio Media Duped by Fictitious "Slap a Teacher" TikTok Trend
Communist China is Not Our Enemy
Another Day in Ohio Politics, Another Walk Through the Despairs of Hell
Announcing the Browns Provisional Army
Who's This Legislative Dipshit? Meet Rep. Scott Wiggam
Can't Teach an Old Political Gang New Tricks
Henry Hoeft Stole Combat Valor to Burnish Boogaloo Reputation
Who's This Legislative Dipshit? Meet Rep. Jon Cross
Where in the World is Henry Hoeft?
Crowcast #3 — Dr. Nikhil Verma
Local Paper Let's Militia Freak Off the Hook, Again
Larry Householder Enlists with Infamous Ukrainian Neo-Nazi Battalion to Defend Freedom
Sore Losers Afoot in the Gem City
Hillbilly Cosplayer Still Sucks Shit
Josh Mandel Is Just Getting Started
Jane Timken: My Enemies Have Small Dicks
Gaze into the Id of the Ohio Voter
Urban's Chop House Sold For Parts
He Can't Keep Getting Away With It
Rapidly Collapsing Exercise Bike Company Ghosts Ohio
Prison Guards Ain't Coming Back
Sayonara to the Used Car Salesman
Buckeye Chuck Could and Should Kill Again
What Does "$100 Million in Economic Impact" Even Mean?
Won't Somebody Think of the Small Business Tyrants?
Who's This Legislative Dipshit?
Get BrewDog Outta Here, Brother
Welcome to the Silicon Heartland
The Crowcast S01E02: Freshwater Aquaman
Ohio Pinches Medical Weed CEO Over Dime Bag Donations
Unfuckable Dave Yost Should Hire a Sex Worker
Reminder: The Rooster Doesn't Do Federal Holidays
Chief Justice O'Connor Loses Her Invite to the Cocktail Circuit
Who's This Ohio Legislative Dipshit?
Mary Kay Cabot Refuses to Deny She’s Unvaxxed and Watching Browns Games from the Stands